Tuesday, July 31, 2007

OH crap...

My two boys LOVE me soo much, they decided to throw me a "feces shower" this morning... Don't know what that is? It's the latest thing.. all the cool kids are doing it...

you've never experienced a "feces shower" you say?? "I hate you"...

If you have experienced this wonderful phenomenon.. please , tell me how to STOP it now...

for now.. i'm chin high in poop and i'm on my way to get some duct tape..

6 comments:

Amber said...

I had this problem last year I fixed their wagon tho, you gotta get the footed zip-up pjs, cut the feet off and put them on backwards and zip them up! I still put my trio to bed like that! LOL they look silly but saves me from cleaning poop ever morning!
Good Luck! =)

ann said...

OMG, remember the poop experience I had last week with Chase??? The boy had poop on him from head to toe,literally. I feel for you!!!

Unknown said...

Truly - TRULY - this is "just" a phase. A phase I thought would never end - but a phase none the less!

We, too, put the boy in footed pj's (no need to cut off the feet if they're big enough - you can just turn them around, we've never cut any of the feet). We had to do this at nap time, too. I mean they really, really, REALLY did this constantly. Oh, and we also duct taped their diapers on. But - watch out for that as your "only" line of defense - when Sullivan was not able to take off his diaper because of the tape (which he typically could find the end of and take it off anyway) he stuck his hand in the leg holes and pulled out the cr@p anyway.

I'm sorry - I'm not laughing, really. But I have *so* been there!!

Take care,
Kara

Ronald Twente said...

Stef,

This is response to your twitter blog.

If you take your whole bean Starbucks coffee to STARBUCKS, they will grind it for you for free!

Hope this helps.

Susan and I will get you a grinder for Christmas or your birthday which ever comes first. LOL...

Hope this takes the edge off the "showers"....

Leslie said...

Speaking of feces...my son decided to poop in his stoller in the mall today. We got quite a few dirty looks. Gotta love Poop!

Jennifer Mullinax said...

OMG....I don't have any advise!! And I truely hope & pray that my kiddos skip this fun little activity!! Yuck!!