Thursday, July 13, 2006

Ok.. This made me laugh out loud..

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed,observing his wife turning backand forth, looking at herself in the mirror.

Since her birthday was not far off, he askedwhat she'd like to have for her Birthday.

I'd like to be six again, she replied, stilllooking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early,made her a nice big bowl ofLucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flagstheme park. What a day ! Heput her on every ride in the park; the DeathSlide, the Wall of Fear, theScreaming Monster Roller Coaster... everythingthere was. Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme park. Herhead was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where heordered her a Happy Meal withextra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop,and her favorite candy,M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally shewobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile andlovingly asked, Well, Dear, what was it like being six again ??

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

I meant my Dress Size, you dumb ass !!

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong.


Jennifer M. said...

Hee hee..isin't that the truth...thanks for the laugh!!:) See you tonight!!

Uncle Ron said...

He was listening.....

She said "I want to be 6 again"

If she had said " I want to be a 6 again" ....he would have understood.

Again, this is just a case of women thinking that we men are mind readers....


Uncle Ron